the "mot-mot" chronicles

down time na naman, for a monday shift, this is so unlikely.a miracle indeed.however, i have been receiving calls from VISA cardholders which makes my shift dull as compared to many nights exchanging sarcasm with customers.so in between asking probing questions and cancelling accounts, my mind runs off to mars, reminiscing of red hot nights i spent with significant others.

incident #1: this was my first time to visit such establishment, so my curiousity got the better of me.the room was dimly lit, with a tv and a cr,which has a glass wall so you could watch whoever's taking a shower.pogi (who was then my bf;see previous post),tagged me along (parang party lang ang pupuntahan ah).since i was so curious, i went with him.when he was in the cr, nanlalamig na ko (ang lakas ng aircon e).and op kors, kinakabahan na dahil sa pwedeng mangyari. imagine him, a 6-footer dude, broad shoulders,190 lbs of chunky muscles(including a yummy butt which could rival will smith's or mel gibson's for that matter) pinning me down (ay saya!).so ang ginawa ko e may i-open ng tv at nagwatch ng sesame street, how matured...paglabas niya, nagpamasahe ito.habang nakadapa sha,tinuunan ko ng tuhod ung edges ng kumot niy, just to be sure di sha biglang babalikwas at hihilahin ako.and the rest is history...i dont have to tell you in detail,otherwise, magmumukhang tabloid to na may sex columns no.so when all of the pieces of clothing we had were discarded,ang lola mo mukhang mummy, nakatakip ang buong katawan,mukha lang ang nakalabas.while the pinoy demi-god (in all his mouthwatering physique) was traipsing in his birthday suit, yours truly was gawking at his loveliness.at syempre, pa innocent effect ito, na clueless pa kuno sa ganda ng butt niya, oops bod, i mean.at nun na nga nya ako niyaya magshower (refer to previous post), after that nacorner na naman ako and this time, namimiligro na ang "futile" hymen ko.nanigas ang tuhod ko, mala-seizure ang dating, kulang na lang tumirik din ang mata at bumula ang bibig ko sa takot.muntik na sha matawa.instead, dinramahan ako ng linyang bulok..."di mo ba ko mahal?". e ungas pala to e, kala ata gullible ako, so nagdrama din ako, "siyempre mahal..pero di pa ko ready e" hahaha as if i'd be ready in 10 years time.so purnada sha.

incident #2: also with pogi(naks naging voyeur na ko),and this time mala-parlor ang room,puro mirrors kaloka!ang catch ngayon,lasing na lasing ako, so, bratty ang chika!actually kaya ako sumama kasi nilasing niya ko.e may hiningi akong favor;bigyan niya ng bulaklak yung batchmate naming tibo kasi bday, e si tibo, di tumitingin sa boys, ever, sa kanya lang kasi nga ang ganda ng wetpacks niya.so i promised kahit anong favor pwede.nakaisip sha ng way na mapasama ako sa "parlor".so ayun ang bratinellang lasing sa 5 red horse, ay gumegewang sa room. it could have been so sensual, kaso mukha akong may dementia at di ko siya kakilala.siguro dahil sa kalasingan.pero since nasayahan ako sa necking, tumilapon ang damit ko sa air, at muling nakalimot...pero in the end,masakit na naman ang puson niya ksi, 10-bits(bitin) agen.as usual matigas ang ulo ko, 10x pa pag senglot na.ang siste, nung maghahanap nako ng undies, pinipilit kong akin yung brief niya, so tug of war ang drama namin.until humirit nako "ano ba akin to?", sagot naman sha "hinde no brief ko yan e (we were both wearing white undies), yun ang iyo (sabay pulot sa panty ko), eto o, pang lola na panty"...wehehe, kahiya di ba?un pa naman yung panty na supply samin nung navy pako. di man lang daw ako nagpanty ng maganda. Syempre di papatalo, nagpalusot din ako no "tatanggalin din naman e!"

incident #3: syempre as usual pa-demure ang chika at di magpapahuli ng hubad.this happened after watching the ring (japanese version), so takot na takot ako sa tv at mirror (the scene where sadako's mom was combing her hair gives me the creeps). so ang boylet, knowing na natatakot ako offered to accompany me while taking my shower.so nanlilisik ang mata ko,"ASA KA PAAAH!NOT IN THIS LIFETIME" then grinning i slammed the door.normally he would insist or pester me with different excuses just to look at me naked,kasi wala na nga daw nahihita, di man lang makasilip. lage kasing patay ang ilaw, i make sure na patay ilaw kasi naiilang talaga ako.so, sarap ligo ko.then i peaked,it was so quiet,hmm..the coast is clear...safe baka tulog na si mokong...as i was wrapping my towel, bglang bumukas yung cabinet in front of me, and he jumped from the cabinet and scared me to death(ok that was exaggerated kasi di naman ako namatay sa takot),sa gulat ko, nabitawan ko yung towel,so there, so much for "NOT IN THIS LIFETIME" churva.well, what can i say, he had the best laugh of his life...

Je ne parle pas Francais (Part deux)

where was i?oh brownie (the object of my hormonal affection,back in college).dont be confused with the code name, he's fair, with almond eyes, thick eyelashes,cute lips etc...oh well, thats how i see him then (patay tayo dyan!), but he really is cute by anyone's standard.he's also very affectionate,smart,funny,athletic and thoughtful.he would write long letters to me each day even if we're just sitting 2 seats apart,hell, even if we sit next to each other.he would dive into the water even if he doesnt know how to swim, just to look for me if its taking mere 10secs
without me resurfacing above the water.he's almost perfect.the flaw??he's a hopeless womanizer.he would have 3 gfs at a time all of them, serious.his relationships would last for years, without each girl knowing the other exists.that's how good he is at his craft. we practically spent 7 years waiting for each other to have the guts to say how we feel.he would always say i love you, but i never assumed (or want to, to avoid nursing a broken heart).until we got tired of waiting.neither of us is married though....theme song: friend of mine

love #2. fulgoso just like marimar's dog, fulgoso is mestiso,matalino and muy gwapito, as in yummy ito.he would call long distance just to hear me sing "you are my song" .with my atrocious voice in its full glory hahaha.he seems perfect as well; kind, smart, athletic (black belter-taekwondo),funny, and as ive mentioned, yummy nga...pang star circle quest sha!kaso, ang 1 to e torpe naman...we would sit side by side for an hour barely talking..ano buzz ang malas da ba? theme song: speechless


love #3. bantay siguro of all my loves, kay bantay ako walang naipintas physically (khit yung pintas ay bukambibig lang).he's quite tall, (6'1"), dark (as in shiny black, parang tinurtle wax), athletic (volleyball),and by my standards gwapo siya.the first time i saw him, i had an urge to stalk him, as in sumakay sa jeep na sasakyan niya bahala na kung saan ang route.yung pala he lives in cebu, kaya ang lola mo, pinulot sa domestic airport.after a week, friends na kami, at siya na ang bumubuntot...saya ang haba ng hair ko, kaso i learned na may gf pa sha sa
cebu, na 7 years na sila, kaya kahit nanligaw sha, wala pa ding nangyari...tsk tsk tsk. theme song: why can't it be?


love #4: pogi all time favorite name for provincial dogs,kasi yan ang name ng doggie namin sa bukid nung maliit pako.like usual askals(asong kalye) maangas ang arrive ni pogi at ito ang aking first boyfriend (sa wakas).he is a cross between john hall and nicholas cage/vin diesel...o ha san ka pa? malakas ang arrive niya compared to my previous
boys, aside from being tall (6' flat),mala adonis ang body niya, maglalaway ka talaga.e bat naman hinde e national player siya for sculling and everyday itong nagwowork out.wash board abs talaga at mala-stallion ang wet packs.daig ko pang binatilyong nakakita ng playboy for the first time, nung nakita ko sha sans his clothes.i stared for seconds until i realized he was talking to me and inviting me to take a shower together.naloka ako!this is it!i can apply what ive learned from gazillions of mills and boons cum harlequin romance books that ive read through the years
hehehe.ang masaklap nag attempt akong mag "videoke" e malabo mata ko saka madilim kaya whiz eyesight ang lola.pagluhod ko, nanuntog ang noo ko sa alam niyo na,napa "aaay" ako.sabay bawi ng, "ay sori, take two" pumayag naman sha, malamang kala niya ang galing ko e hahaha.pagbaba ko ulit, naalala ko ung nangyari at napagulong ako sa cr sa kakatawa,knowing me, di un impossible da ba?so ang lolo niyo binuhat nako at tapos na daw kami magshower.sabi
ko "teka di pa tayo naliligo ah?"natawa sha, siguro sabi nya, engot ako.nways,d kami nagtagal at inisplitan ko sha in a month, wala lang, walang magic e.friends pa din kami till now pero nasa UK na sha. theme song:paalam na...


love #5 spot nameet ko si spot sa text.may mutual friend kami kaya kinulit niya ko ng kinulit (akala siguro ni kumag maganda ako).mabilis lang sha manligaw, mahilig kasi ako sa matapang kaya sinagot ko agad...in fairness gwaping din sha parang tonton gutierrez ang dating, with the nose and clef chin (ewan ko kung tama yung spelling, pero i checked with tinik at what do you know:di din niya alam!).sobra shang sweet,or is it karinyoso, yung parang anaconda kung
makapulupot.magkasundo kami parehong matakaw at mahilig gmimik.kso dahil nga malas ako sa boys malamang may flaw ito di ba???napakagandang bday gift sa kin nung nalaman kong taken na siya pero hiwalay with 2 kids.i need my prozac, yun na.naiyak nako bigla.then he's history! theme song:sayang by bituin

there you go..the loves of my life or should i say my misadventures wehehe till next time ;-P

Je ne parle pas Francais

disclaimer: my keyboard is acting strange lately, i wonder why...

utterly ridiculous...the title is in no way connected to what i have in mind, it only means "i can't speak French". that is why as uv observed, im writing in my native tongue (ahhhermmm...) myself being from the west coast wehehehe.well,its valentines day and it sucks!only demented(excuse my french)people who think they're in love would celebrate it (hmmm....sweet lemoning hehehe).since its the day of "love",lets talk about mine (drum rolls please...)
love #1: BROWNIE- brownie is the love of my life for 7 long years, not that we were ever committed or attached, well attached in a way since we're bestfriends.best friends since the first day of class.he is one of the sweetest people i know.he would carry me on his back whenever im tired and would continue doing so until we reach home (which is a good 2 km walk from class), he wont eat unless i eat with him, would wait for me if im asleep at the time he wants to eat,would stroke my hair as i sleep while drooling (that was me, sleeping like a baby, what a sight!), would cancel his date just to be with me one valentines day...oh those were the days, but wait there's more....to be continued

Lets welcome the beauty of....

uwaaaaaaaaaah...that was my first word,i pressume.kasi kung di ako umiyak malamang wala ako ngayon o kaya binugbog nako ng hospital staff to elicit a response from me, kasi nga dapat umiiyak ang baby( opo naging baby ako) pagkapanganak (ng nanay, di ng baby).nways, after that wala na ko naalala.i think my earliest memories would include my 4th bday.sa awa ng diyos, walang bisita kundi kamag-anak.at umuulan ito, no, make that bagyo!!kaya siguro iyakin ako e.mula pagkabata wala nakong naalalang ginawa kong matino kundi mang okray at magsumbong. me and my tito ompong have an eleven year age-gap which would explain why he was the only one in our family who wasnt happy when i was born...bunso kasi sha and syempre, agaw attensyon ang pagdating ng future dyosa da ba...as an added bonus, i would unintentionally bump into him whenever he has a date. at syempre since, ignorant pako nun at feeling welcome, lagi ko shang tinatawag kahit nasa jeep ako ng tito ompooooong, with matching kaway...as if he would be happy to see me. syempre mapapahiya sha...at bata pa, sentro nako ng malisya....akalain mong 4 yrs old na nakapanty (with the ruffles) lang akong naglalaro.e dahil nga malaki ako, pinagkakamalan nila akong batang batang exhibitionist!
oh well...goin to the okray part, pag nasa palengke kami ng mama ko, lahat ng pangit na namimili, tinitingnan ko ng masama, feeling ko kasi maganda ako hahaha.kinder pa lang, nambubugbog nako ng boys...tawagin natin siyang rodrigo (dahil un ang name niya)..nag attempt shang ikiss ako sa cheeks kaya jinombag ko sha.dugo ang bibig kasi sinabunutan ko at inumpog ang fez sa pader, kaso dahil lolo ko (my lolo's bro) ang pari dun, di sya makapagsumbong. talk about influence hehehe.
i can say i had a normal childhood,everythin's normal except me.taguan, patintero, tumbang preso, bahay-bahayan and if i had my way, WAG-WAG.yung modified version ng bahay bahayan, papatong yung boy sa girl tapos sisigaw yung girl ng WAG! WAG! (ala dawn zulueta sa Maggie dela Riva Story).pero one of my favorites was going to the gym...me and sheila(marfil) would always make believe we're goin to work out...(1987 i think).their maid would go to our house and tell me na ready na.meaning bukas na ang aircon at naka "outfit" na si sheila.so ako may i pack ng paraphernalia---stockings! yun ang leotards ko nun.ung mga lumang stockings ng nanay namin.tapos magtatalon kami sa bed pretending we're workin out...haaaay those are the days na girl pa si sheila hahaha.at naliligo pa kami ng sabay sa poso namin..baduy e.basta ang alam ko bata pa lang magulang na si sheila.pag nauuhaw kami, bibili kami ng tig pisong sago,sha muna iinom so ako naman hintay sa baso, tapos, pag ako na iinom iiwan na niya ko kasi baka makita sha ng kras niya na umiinom ng "samalamig".

my HS life was kinda boring.i mean i had only 1 crush then...at di kami friends.titigil paghinga ko pag katabi ko na sha sa kotse, as in.putlaputla pa labi ko nun sa hiya.i guess i carried that attitude till now (ooows?).pero there were my friends, alice " andrei the giant" torres, abby "chekwa", inna-carmina villaroel wannabe-reyes,vanj mahadera pilapil,rizza "N.R." rodriguez,tricia taba mazo,cecil-carmina2-sayaman,minnete"erp" rodriguez....we collectively call ourselves M.K.S.P. (magagandang kababaihan ng st. paul), pero ang totoo, mga kulang lang sa pansin.mahaba na to ah.