Je ne parle pas Francais (Part deux)

where was i?oh brownie (the object of my hormonal affection,back in college).dont be confused with the code name, he's fair, with almond eyes, thick eyelashes,cute lips etc...oh well, thats how i see him then (patay tayo dyan!), but he really is cute by anyone's standard.he's also very affectionate,smart,funny,athletic and thoughtful.he would write long letters to me each day even if we're just sitting 2 seats apart,hell, even if we sit next to each other.he would dive into the water even if he doesnt know how to swim, just to look for me if its taking mere 10secs
without me resurfacing above the water.he's almost perfect.the flaw??he's a hopeless womanizer.he would have 3 gfs at a time all of them, serious.his relationships would last for years, without each girl knowing the other exists.that's how good he is at his craft. we practically spent 7 years waiting for each other to have the guts to say how we feel.he would always say i love you, but i never assumed (or want to, to avoid nursing a broken heart).until we got tired of waiting.neither of us is married though....theme song: friend of mine

love #2. fulgoso just like marimar's dog, fulgoso is mestiso,matalino and muy gwapito, as in yummy ito.he would call long distance just to hear me sing "you are my song" .with my atrocious voice in its full glory hahaha.he seems perfect as well; kind, smart, athletic (black belter-taekwondo),funny, and as ive mentioned, yummy nga...pang star circle quest sha!kaso, ang 1 to e torpe naman...we would sit side by side for an hour barely talking..ano buzz ang malas da ba? theme song: speechless


love #3. bantay siguro of all my loves, kay bantay ako walang naipintas physically (khit yung pintas ay bukambibig lang).he's quite tall, (6'1"), dark (as in shiny black, parang tinurtle wax), athletic (volleyball),and by my standards gwapo siya.the first time i saw him, i had an urge to stalk him, as in sumakay sa jeep na sasakyan niya bahala na kung saan ang route.yung pala he lives in cebu, kaya ang lola mo, pinulot sa domestic airport.after a week, friends na kami, at siya na ang bumubuntot...saya ang haba ng hair ko, kaso i learned na may gf pa sha sa
cebu, na 7 years na sila, kaya kahit nanligaw sha, wala pa ding nangyari...tsk tsk tsk. theme song: why can't it be?


love #4: pogi all time favorite name for provincial dogs,kasi yan ang name ng doggie namin sa bukid nung maliit pako.like usual askals(asong kalye) maangas ang arrive ni pogi at ito ang aking first boyfriend (sa wakas).he is a cross between john hall and nicholas cage/vin diesel...o ha san ka pa? malakas ang arrive niya compared to my previous
boys, aside from being tall (6' flat),mala adonis ang body niya, maglalaway ka talaga.e bat naman hinde e national player siya for sculling and everyday itong nagwowork out.wash board abs talaga at mala-stallion ang wet packs.daig ko pang binatilyong nakakita ng playboy for the first time, nung nakita ko sha sans his clothes.i stared for seconds until i realized he was talking to me and inviting me to take a shower together.naloka ako!this is it!i can apply what ive learned from gazillions of mills and boons cum harlequin romance books that ive read through the years
hehehe.ang masaklap nag attempt akong mag "videoke" e malabo mata ko saka madilim kaya whiz eyesight ang lola.pagluhod ko, nanuntog ang noo ko sa alam niyo na,napa "aaay" ako.sabay bawi ng, "ay sori, take two" pumayag naman sha, malamang kala niya ang galing ko e hahaha.pagbaba ko ulit, naalala ko ung nangyari at napagulong ako sa cr sa kakatawa,knowing me, di un impossible da ba?so ang lolo niyo binuhat nako at tapos na daw kami magshower.sabi
ko "teka di pa tayo naliligo ah?"natawa sha, siguro sabi nya, engot ako.nways,d kami nagtagal at inisplitan ko sha in a month, wala lang, walang magic e.friends pa din kami till now pero nasa UK na sha. theme song:paalam na...


love #5 spot nameet ko si spot sa text.may mutual friend kami kaya kinulit niya ko ng kinulit (akala siguro ni kumag maganda ako).mabilis lang sha manligaw, mahilig kasi ako sa matapang kaya sinagot ko agad...in fairness gwaping din sha parang tonton gutierrez ang dating, with the nose and clef chin (ewan ko kung tama yung spelling, pero i checked with tinik at what do you know:di din niya alam!).sobra shang sweet,or is it karinyoso, yung parang anaconda kung
makapulupot.magkasundo kami parehong matakaw at mahilig gmimik.kso dahil nga malas ako sa boys malamang may flaw ito di ba???napakagandang bday gift sa kin nung nalaman kong taken na siya pero hiwalay with 2 kids.i need my prozac, yun na.naiyak nako bigla.then he's history! theme song:sayang by bituin

there you go..the loves of my life or should i say my misadventures wehehe till next time ;-P